Sex. Simple.

Weep

"Baby! Please! I am so sorry!" Teressa pleaded.

"Get away from me Teressa." I scolde her and kept walking.

"But Harold it was a mistake!" She begged pathetically.

"Damn right it was." I said again, still walking.

"Baby please." She tried to hug me but I pulled away.

"It is over, whore. Oh an by the way, stupid mistake." I pulled out the box with the ring and she weeped again.

"Go away. I do not want a cheater for a girlfriend." I ran off one more block and entered my black porch. You would think with how filthy rich I was women would be more careful. A tear escaped my eyes and soon enough I was sobbing. The same shit always happens. I grabbed the box and threw it to the back.

Club.

Alcohol.

Sex.

Best remedies, lets go.

I started up my car and googled the nearest club. Tytys was about 3 miles away. I started driving as I tried to suck up my sadness. I parked next to a large oak tree and stepped out.

God damn broh. I loosened one button and walked directly infront of the line.

"HEEEEEY MY MAIN MAN, let me in broh." I said, as if I actually knew the guy, having done this several times already.

"Do I know you?" He ask looking me from was to toe.

"Nah shit! I am the boss's cousin, you know the one you met at the last party... The one that seemed pretty gay compared to everyone else..." I said with so much confidence he feigned an act of realization.

"Awh. Yah man, go through." He smiled and moved the velvet thread. Now for forgetting everything I call my life. I looked around the bar, allot and I mean allot of hot girls. Whores .and innocent princesses(my favorite). I love making goody's naughty.

But today I just want to get so wasted that I will screw anything with a big ass and tight jeans. Oooooo boobs, I looked to my right at the girl stripping for what was probably a costumer or her boyfriend, but if the boyfriend had any respect he would not let her do that. I kept walking straight to the bar.

"Whole bottle of your strongest techila please." I said looking through the jars.

"Break up?" He asked.

"Cheater." I agreed.

He nodded and took out a nice looking one.

I went for my wallet, he shook his head.

"On me, I have been where you are." He nodded respectfully and passed it to me, I opened it up and took a huge gulp.

He was not kidding about it being the strongest. I kept drinking more and more until I saw half of the bottle gone. I still felt sober so I guess it takes a while. I left the bottle with him, to keep it safe and went of to dance. I saw a cute girl getting yelled at and instantly felt bad, when I noticed the guy was going to hit her I jumped in and socked his face.

"Back off!" I said mad, one thing a man must never do it hit a girl. No. Matter. What.

I turned to her, she seemed grateful and frightened.

"Get up and leave her alone cock muncher." My name calling was getting iffy. I am guessing the liquor is starting to effect me.

As he laid on the floor I grabbed her hand and walked her to the opposite side of the club.