Two & A Half Wizards (#Wattys2016)

9

Sirius sat on the couch, hand over his ever growing stomach and feet propped up, as Remus running around the kitchen, trying to finish dinner. A loud crash was heard throughout the house, followed by "Bloody hell! That me damn arse!" Sirius chuckled to himself as he heaved off the couch to check on his husband.

There sat Remus Lupin-Black, surrounded by pots and pans. "What happened?" Sirius chuckled, leaning against the wall. "I fell." He pouted. "You're such a dork, Rem."

"Help me up?" Remus pleaded. "Me and my pregnant self?" Sirius gestured at his growing bulge, where once was a flat, toned stomach. "Come 'ere." He reached down and heaved up his husband from the kitchen floor. "I love you and our two children." He snaked his hands around his husbands neck and planted a firm kiss on his lips.

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"Padfoot! Mooney! I've got something to tell you." Harry walked out of his room with Draco close behind. Remus looked up from the novel he was reading. "Yes, Harry?" Remus spoke up, setting down his book and giving his full attention to Harry and Draco, nudging his husband to do the same.

After making a huge scene about having to mark the place in his novel, he sighed and gave his attention to his son and his fiancé. "Well, I know this might come as a shock, and you might not think we're ready, but Draco and I are engaged." Harry flashed his ring to his parents.

A moment of shocked silence blanketed the room before Remus jumped up and enveloped both boys in a bear hug. "Congratulations!! Oh, I just knew you two where something special." Mooney gushed, turning to Sirius "Didn't I tell you?" Padfoot heaved off the couch, now almost nine months pregnant standing was challenging.

"I'm so proud of you boys, I think you're gonna make it. Word to the wise, if you want to birth your own children, pray you don't have twins. Conceiving them might be fun, but carrying them? No so much." Remus had half a mind to elbow him, but for the safety to their unborn children, he refrained.

"We need to celebrate, but maybe after the children are born." Draco grinned, clutching Harry's hand. "We wish we could stay, but we've got to face Draco's parents. Call me if he goes into labor." Harry nodded at Sirius, who was glaring at his stomach, mumbling about not being able to see his feet and what not.

"Will do, boys. I'll see you soon yeah?" Draco nodded and followed Harry out the door, leaving Rem and Sirius to themselves.

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Four days had passed and Sirius was growing very annoyed with the tole the babies were taking on him and his body. His feet ached all the time, not to mention they where extremely swollen. He was bloated on top of being nine months pregnant with two children. His head hurt, and he was hungry every thirty minutes. His emotions were out of wack and he cried all the time. But the worst part was that he was two weeks over due and Remus couldn't take anymore time off work until the children where born.

Harry and Draco where off somewhere and everyone else had a job. So poor Sirius was left all alone. Ready to pop and bored out of his mind. Sirius had finally tired of watching the same movies over and over so he was reading a book some teenage. girl had pushed at him one day on Remus and Sirius' weekly bookstore trips.

"Oh... Dean...," He began. "You... finally came home... to... me." Sirius started crying again as he read. Tears staining the crisp crème coloured paper, he continued.

Crash. "I... love... you."

Sirius tried to continue but the pain in his lower abdomen was excruciating. "Bloody hell." The realisation of what was happening hit him like a bus as he heaved himself off the couch and wobbled to his phone.

Ring.

Ring ring.

Ring.

Ring ring.

Ri...

Remus wasn't answering, he was probably teaching a class right now. Harry was up next, but at this hour of the morning it was doubtful he would pick up either. Worth a shot nonetheless.

Five rings and no answer.

"Hello?" The only person who had answered him, much to Sirius' disappointed, had a voice laced with confusion and to some degree worry.

"It's Sirius. Look I know we haven't talked in years, but I don't know where else to go. Remus and Harry won't answer. We use to be so close when we were little. Look I'm in labor and need you to take me to Dumbledore. Please."

"What make you think I would do anything for you, your a disgrace to the family name. Sleeping with men. Letting the put things inside of you. You putting things in them. Disgusting. It really is Sirius."

"Please?" He begged. " I know that you don't approve but please. I need you right now."

"I'll be there in twenty minutes. Be ready faggot." The woman tutted. "Thank you, Bellatrix."

A/n- Hello!!!! My lord it's been a while and for that I'm sorry. It's been crazy. But yay!!! Update. So sadly we're getting close to the end of this book but I'm excited to announce that I will be doing a second book. So yes that means there will be a cliffhanger ending to this one. This is NOT the last chapter but it is coming up. Any way I hope you enjoyed.

The "book" that Padfoot was reading was a fanfic from the Supernatural fandom. It's one of my personal favourites and if you watch Supernatural and ship Destiel I highly recommend it.

So small contest. First person to comment the correct name of the FanFic and one of the two authors to this fabulous fic will get a shout out in the next chapter and a preview of the next chapter and next book. Hope you play. And way I'll see you next update!!!!

✌🏻️❤️🍍 - MK out!