Kpop Etcetera 2

K-Etc 2 | Seventeen Text pt 2

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jeonghan: mondays are like seungcheol, they come too soon
chan: WHO ASKED

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wonwoo: what does one couch say to the other couch at the other side of the room?
wonwoo: we are sofa apart

[wonwoo is kicked from the gc]

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soonyoung: i wanna live in your socks bro
seokmin: why bro
soonyoung: so i can be with you in every step you take bro
seokmin: bro...

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seungkwan: i'm single... you're single... you know what that means
hansol: yeah
hansol: we ugly.

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[at the store]
jihoon: sorry i lost my friend soonyoung can i make an announcement?
jihoon: *leans into mic*
jihoon: goodbye you little shit

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wonwoo: do you know how i escaped from iran?
junhui: no, how?
wonwoo: i-ran

[junhui left the group chat]

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jihoon: i will not hesitate to strangle you when i see you
mingyu: can you even reach my neck

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joshua: maybe i'm dreaming pinch me
jeonghan: [pinches joshua]
joshua: not on my ass!
jeonghan: sorry it was right there

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soonyoung: what can i say? i am charming and irresponsible
soonyoung: irresistible*

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chan: alcohol is not the answer
chan: alcohol is the question, yes is the answer
jeonghan: you're not even allowed to drink yet

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junhui: *walks into art museum*
junhui: i am here to donate myself

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joshua: don't introduce me to your parents unless you plan to marry me bc they're going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life

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jeonghan: don't put me in that position. i am not qualified to be the responsible adult here