Kpop Etcetera 2

K-Etc 2 | 97-98-99

-NinetySeven-

1. I woke up

2. Kissed my bias

3. Married him

Wait.. No.. It's was backwards like 3.2.1. Yeah like that

-NinetyEight-
AK/N: lol. Justin bieber fans dont hate me i just saw this so i made my own version.

Ordinary version:
Dear JB Haters, i owe my life to Justin Bieber. On march 9th 2014 i had a car accident and i went into a coma for 6 months. One that day a nurse went in and turned on Justin's song and i got out of bed to turn it off.

Kpop version:
Dear JB Haters, i owe my life to Jae Bum. On march 9th 2014 i had a car accident and i went into a coma for 6 months. On that day two nurses went in and talked about how hot jb is.. so i joined the conversation.

-NinetyNine-

Your Husband's Mother: *shows baby pictures* aweee isn't he so cute?

Me: I already seen those.

YHM: really? He already showed them to you?

Me: No, i used to stalk your son.

YHM: ...