Hi! My name is Casey Dallas. I am 13 years and 2 months old. I am going to tell you the terrifying truth of Rolf Sartorius, better known as Jacob Sartorius. It was just a normal Sunday when I was chilling on my bed jamming out to 'Sweatshirt' while finishing up a school project that was due the following day. I was working hard on my photosynthesis diagram when all of a sudden my phone buzzed with a notification. It wasn't just any notification from a friend or anything it was a Jacob Sartorius tweet! The tweet posted said the following; 'Ugghhhh I need a girlfriend!😌💖'. I immediately start having an anxiety attack because I had just broken up with my boyfriend of 2 weeks and I was finally single and ready to mingle with Rolf! I hurry up and take a dog filtered selfie on snapchat, and tweet him the picture with the caption 'daddy😍👅💦'. I couldn't believe Rolf and I finally had a chance together, but then it dawned on me... Rolf is wayyyyyy more popular than me, he will NEVER see that selfie of me. I suddenly got so depressed and cried myself to sleep. I woke up to my mom calling for me that dinner is ready. I proceeded down the steps and sat down to 3 chicken nuggets and some mashed potatoes calling my name to eat them! After dinner I made a plan on how to get Rolf to notice me. My ingenious plan was to dm him and to my surprise he answered! The dm I sent him said 'hi Rolf, I'm Casey. I am ur age and I am single 2. we should talk sometime and maybe date later if u like me?' Rolf replied saying 'hey Casey you have some nice boobs wanna send me pixs 👅😘' ughhhh guys I regret this so much but Rolf is just so hot and I thought he would like me more if I sent nudes! So, I bet you could guess what I did..... well it doesn't stop there.... this became a daily thing. He only wanted pics. And after I sent them I would try and start a conversation but he wouldn't answer me. All he did was ignore me unless he got pics. Atleast my dream came true, right? He noticed me! Rolf knows who I am! This story does get better, he eventually does ask me out onto a date! We planned to hangout March 18th at his house. Keep in mind our first dm was March 3rd when he tweeted how he wanted a girlfriend so it took about 2 weeks of talking until I got to finally meet him. I got home from school that Friday and spent 2 hours getting ready! Rolf had told me to come over around 6 and at the moment it was 5:30 so I still had half an hour. I was so nervous to meet Rolf. The same thoughts ran through my head; Am I ugly? What if he wants to kiss me? I've never even had my first kiss!! What if he offers his sweatshirt? Do I take it? But what if I'm hot and he offers it? I can't just say no! Ughhhhhh I was so nervous and then looked at the clock and it said 5:53.... I had to leave to be at Rolf's by 6!
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Dating Rolf Sartorius
Fanfiction'Dating Rolf Sartorius' is a fan fiction written for the cringiest white boy ever known to walk on this earth. If that doesn't give it away I'm talking about that kid who's famous for lip singing??? aka Jacob Sartorius.