Scenarios That Would Never Happen But If They Did What I Would Do

Robbed

Hi again and welcome back. Sorry for the late post and if it seems rushed........ it was. I've been busy with some stuff and is was only later till i remembered I didn't finish this. This scenario isn't going to be particularly long and wordy (not sure if that's even a word!). Not because it was rushed, just because I want to do some more simpler and random ones. Also I want to hear what you would do in it....... (Also because it was rushed XD)

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After a long night of drinking you make your way home. You stagger onto your porch and try to find the door knob to insert the key.You open the door and stumble inside falling down. Loudly mumbling to yourself, you turn on the lights and see three men dressed in black clothes and wearing ski masks. One points a gun at you and tells you to close the door. You do as told and then walk to the middle of the living room. The man tells you to raise your hands above you head and you do so. Slowly you kneel down, hands behind you head and the men continue to raid your home.........

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Some may think its not original, they may or may not be right. (JK, I totally thought of this on the spot) But my thought on this situation is. Again I'm sincerely sorry that this is late it wont happen again..............I hope..........

Anyway, here it is. These are the things that I would do in such a scenario.

1. Join them

Yes. Without hesitation. If I walked through the door (and granted that they don't shoot) and that was going on, without a word, walk up towards them, and start search for money too. And I Would do it for three reasons: a To avoid getting shot at, b find to cash (because I must put down and misplace money more than the average 'human person') and c TO AVOID GETTING SHOT AT ;-)

2. Walk right back out

As soon as I walk in I'm gonna be like: >_> <_< 'Nah bruh. I didn't get drunk for this' and then walk out and crash on the porch. Legit. Either that or pretend I'm blind........

3. Fight back ( once again)

Lets be real, there are gonna be stupid people in this world to tackle a bunch of robbers. So it's best if my ghetto, crazy, ratchet self does it before they pull out the gun. And if they do pull the gun, I'm pretty sure the conscious that I had that would've been screaming," nooooooooooooo" in this kind of situation died when the alcohol went down my throat......and the leo/kill bill came out in me. Like take one of their guns and just PEW PEW PEW their arses.(haha pew pew guns)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And there you have it, theses are the things I would do if this ever happened to me. I'd like to know if anyone else is as mad as me and would do these thing or something more sensible. comment letting me know what you would do or if you have any weird, random or actual scenarios. If you liked it you can vote because its your choice and no one is holding you gun point to do so.... again, I hope not ........You can share with your friends this story......

Come, let us share the randomness together!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it. (*~*)/

P.S Kill Bill and Matrix references. Who else liked the movies