Yello erabody and welcome back. For this scenario, it's not really a scenario. I was reading a book called 'Scary Stories' by illumilucy. I think her book is copyrighted, I'm not sure. But I loved it so much I just had to put it as a scenario. You can check it out yourself. Since its not mine, its gonna be in a different font. Anyway, Lego.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" One; the licked hand
A girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. On the news that night they announced there is a serial killer on the loose I'm the area. Before she goes to bed, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all windows, but the one in the basement won't lock. She decides to leave it unlocked, but locks the basement door and goes to bed
Her dog takes it's customary place under her bed.In the deep of the night she awakes to a dripping sound coming from her bathroom. Half awake the girl feels the comforting lick from her dog and falls back asleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reached her hand down yo her dog feels he reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to tjw dripping sound . She reaches her hand down and once again feels the lick of her dog.
Now curious about the dripping sound she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder ad she approaches. She teaches the bathroom and turns on the lights. She is greeted by the horrific sight ; hanging from the nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and it's blood dripping into the bathtub
Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eyes, she turns around. Written on the wall in her dogs blood are the words;
'Humans can lick too.' "
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O.O...........
Well............ Damn...........OK.... Then
This is legit the fifth time I'm reading this....... And I still have to go binge watch anime to flush it outta my system. How can my imagination be so vivid when it comes to reading, but not for the love of god I can get over 60 in creative writing??? Honestly I think just don't get my types of stories...
Anyway enough of my rambling, without further ado
These are the things I would do in this situation1. The plumbing
This can't happen to me. Why because my plumbing is tight. 'There ain't goin be no leaky faucets tonight'. So I heard a dripping sound coming from my bathroom, I would not get up for the love of god.
2. Stay perfectly still
You hear a serial killer on the loose and you won't be afraid? Don't let me slap the shit-take mushrooms outta you. YOU DON'T GET UP!!!!YOU NEVER GET UP!!!! YOU DOG WAS POSED TO PROTECT YOU AND THAT'S WHAT IT DID!!!! DON'T LET IT DIE IN VAIN!!!! Or else when you go to heaven your dog while be waiting there with its foot tapping and arms crossed ready to cuss you out. Ok so be afraid. BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!! So in essence I'd pretend I didn't hear anything. I do it all the time for mom.
3. I'm gonna slap you now.
This refers to #2. You mean yo tell me you were sleeping soundly that you didn't hear you dog get strung up. Come here so I can virtually bitch slap you.🙅🙋
And finally
4. Don't play freaking Sherlock HolmesI'm tired of seeing people die because of this in horror movies. Let me tell you difference between me and them.
Them- oh I hear a door open down stairs and a serial killer is on the loose? Must be mom then
Me- oh I hear a door open downstairs and a serial killer is on the loose? Gotta jump out the window then.
You see difference is they die. I'll be alive for a couple of hours cause that's about how much running I can do.....
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Hi, hey, hello. I hope you guys likes this because I had so much more I wanted to say. Comment below if you have a scenario or would do if this was you. If you liked you can vote and you can share this with friends. Compare how crazy you are to each other. Once again I am not sure if this copyrighted, all credit goes to illumilucy and her funny books. If you wanna check her go ahead cause I'm not stopping ya (I'm to lazy too at least) and go check out her book and all her others if you liked this. (I swear this isn't a promo) Any until next week cause I still gots to go flush that ish out with some anime, byeeee🙋
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