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Birthday Prank By Yours Truly

It's ma birthday!

Yessssss!

ClarkxxKent I think I should be leader for at least today 😒

_Aquaman_ I should at least have the trident for an hour only 😞

So... A lot of good things happened, I got promoted, surprised, and a lot more. But the point is, I just want my family. I know it might not happen considering my son and Sinestro...But, hey a man can hope, right?

So, I messed up the JL meeting room- SURPRISE! I put embarrassing pictures of the league all over the watchtower. And...Sent it to your children.

ClarkxxKent  KRYPTONITE IN THE HALLS.

_Aquaman_ Higher temperature wherever you hang out. Hope you dry up, fish boy.

-GreenArrow- Arrows have mustard all over them! {Shampoo with purple hair dye!}

ThexBatman THIS IS THE BEST ONE. I went to Wayne Enterprises, and told every worker, every reporter, every cop that:

That's right. Why was I arrested though? I FRICKING didn't do anything. Cheap idiots 😒

All that because-

Also...I LOVE YOU ALL, SO FREE HUGS-