7/24/16
Dear Journal
I accidentally looked up "Alfred Jones fan fictions" REGRETTING LIFE.
I'm going to get ice cream from the freezer.
Got the ice cream.
I'm gonna go eat that while watching Netflix, bye.
-America
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America's Diary
HumorKenesesese, I stole America's diary! Shhhhh, don't tell him though! I'll try to put an entry a day (maybe sometimes multiple per day) but no promises! Hope you enjoy what I have in store for you guys! And I am awesome! -Prussia