9/13/16
Dear Journal
Today I am...
Bored.
Surprise!
I'm gonna randomly scroll through my numbers and call one of them!
I GOT RUSSIA AND I PRESSED IT, OH NO.
AAHHH I'M GONNA DIE!
SEND HELP!
Wait.
You're still a book, I'm stupid.
I'LL CALL 911!
WAIT, I'M CALLING RUSSIA.
HANG UP, HANG UP!
Okay, I think I'm good now...
NOW CALL 911 TO ENSURE MY SAFETY.
OKAY I WILL.
Okay, so I think I'm safe now, wait-
-America
YOU ARE READING
America's Diary
HumorKenesesese, I stole America's diary! Shhhhh, don't tell him though! I'll try to put an entry a day (maybe sometimes multiple per day) but no promises! Hope you enjoy what I have in store for you guys! And I am awesome! -Prussia
