8/26/16
Dear Journal
Today Russia spammed me with, "Become one with mother Russia, da?" on my phone.
I kept scrolling, hoping he texted something else too, but nope.
Russia, you need to stop.
-America
YOU ARE READING
America's Diary
HumorKenesesese, I stole America's diary! Shhhhh, don't tell him though! I'll try to put an entry a day (maybe sometimes multiple per day) but no promises! Hope you enjoy what I have in store for you guys! And I am awesome! -Prussia
