Magikarp: The Fish Pokèmon
(I couldn't really find a song to fit Magikarp's position, so here's a Tom Lehrer song)
Bet you didn't see this one coming.
Portrayed as the worst Pokèmon and just caught for its evolved form and for its Pokèdex entry, Magikarp has a pretty bad rep. But for a good reason.
Magikarp sucks. This weak f*@er literally can't learn any other moves than Splash, Tackle, Flail, and it got the move Bounce in X, Y, and OR, AS. The only other moves it can learn is Celebrate and Happy Hour and that's by event.
And with a base attack of 10 and Sp. Attack at 15, what the hell is point?
However, it is a hardy Pokèmon, with a defence of 55.
Pokèmon Stadium 2 Entry: "An underpowered, pathetic Pokèmon. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than 7 feet."
Pokèmon Ruby: "Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokèmon that is only able capable of flopping and splashing. This behavior prompted scientists to undertake research on it."
Pokèmon Sapphire: "Magikarp is virtually useless in battle as it can only splash around. As a result, I is considered to be weak. However, it is actually a very hardy Pokèmon that can survive in any body of water no matter how polluted it is."
And just one more entry from FireRed: "It is virtually useless in terms of both power and speed. It the most weak and pathetic Pokèmon in the world."
This Pokèmon must have really pissed off Arceus because HOLY S*&T
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