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Welcome to story time kids!
Take a fucking seat or I'll find you
This was taking place at Great Clips, yes fucking Great Clips I was getting a haircut, any-fucking-who I walk in and there was a couple people sitting and 2 kids that are probably 3. I went to sit down and grab a book and I really wanted to make my hair shorter so now blue tips or side hair it just be some pixie cut, until these kids who where next to me are....weird as I want to put it. This kid who was a girl sat in the chair and the other kid who was a boy was playing with toys. Now I thought "man they are sure cute and innocent", but fuck no they scare me. The girl said "(his name that I didn't care to listen) come here and be my foot stool" this boy walks over,
"On your knees" the girl said and he does so. She props her foot on him
"Good boy and stay like that the whole day" the girl said. Now how the fuck did I respond to that? Good question, I moved down a seat...and said nothing and tried not to laugh at how "mature" they are. So then it was my turn to get a cut and yadda yadda I was on the chair getting ready to do so until I heard the kids again...
"Stay down and obey me!" She said as the boy tried to get up from his (I'm pretty sure) aching knees
"But my knees hurt, please let me get up" the boy pleaded but then the girl kicked him and said no. All I could do was look at my mom and mouth out "I'm glad I'm not like that" my mom nods and continue the cut. After about...20 min of cutting I was free and the kids was still there except that boy was sitting down and that girl was sitting on his lap.
*sighs*
Fucking Children these days...

Join me and we can make an end to child...weirdness and make a world a better place!

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