SAM FOR PRESIDENT!

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HELLO MAGICAL NOODLES!
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO SAY!
I have joined a campaign and I want to be president for being the fabulous Wolf Neko, noodle queen, I am!

I will make america great again!
That Hilary and Trump can go suck an egg!! I am best president!!!

I will give everyone free noodles!
And they shall worship me!

VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL MAKE IT SO GAY RIGHTS IS ALLOWED EVERYWHERE (unless that already happened)

To do this please put #SamForPresident2k16 in your bios, books, everywhere so we can make this trend!
Tell everyone to come here so we can unite and show Hilary and that weird cheeto guy whos boss around here!

#SamForPresident2k16

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