It's a bestfriend thing

Lil Dawg

Ashlen Pov

"Bruuhh you're such a hoe, this your 5th child. Learn to keep your legs closed " Aiden said walking in the house.

"I'm the hoe? Your kids got different mamas."I said as I was on the sofa, on my phone. "You right, point taken."he said going into the kitchen. He came back with a banana and sat by me on the ground.

As he peeled open the banana and turned on the tv, I asked "you ever wondered if you can deepthroat a banana?" He looked up at me and said "The fuck wrong with you? Why would I do that gay shit?"  I started laughing and said "cause you gay, you the only nigga I know who eat they banana like that." 

He looked so confused,"How the fuck you suppose to eat a banana."

"You supposed to break it off and eat it gay ass, when you eat a banana it look like you bite dicks off for a living "I said laughing.

"Bruh yo head in the mouthafucking gutter, you so use to sucking dick that when you see a banana you think of it. I bet you suck your banana before you eat it."he said.

"Yea when I'm with my husband."I said laughing.

"You such a hoe."he said laughing.

I laughed and said "I know,"

"If you didn't cut yo dick off you'll be sucking yourself."he said.

I hit him in the back of his head "I never had a dick. "

"I don't know about that, you look manly."

"You look like a stud."I replied.

"You look like a like a like a hoe."he said.

"But anyways baby brother can you rub my feet they really hurt."I said.

"No, nobody told you to get pregnant, now yo feet swollen and in pain.Plus you just called me gay and a stud."he said.

"Please biggie😩, remember when you sprained your ankle and I took care of you?"

He looked at me and sat on the sofa.

"Ew your feet. They suffocating your toes. If Your feet could talk they'll be yelling I can't breathe. Your feet obese. Eww look at this I can press my finger into it and it'll leave a print. Bruh you better be lucky you my sister, this is not attractive. Has Stephen seen these pig feet?"Aiden said as he massaged my foot.

I laughed and said "yes he massages my feet."

"That's some real love. "He replied.

"You never massaged one of your baby momma's feet?"I asked.

"Nah the fuck I look like massaging pig feet."he said.

"So you not gon massage your wife feet when they get swollen from pregnancy?"I asked as I laughed.

"Skrr stop right there, there ain't gon be no baby. Three girls is enough."I said.

"So you saying Cassie don't want to have a baby?"I asked.

"She hasn't said anything about it so I guess not, I always pull out though and she don't complain about it."

"I can't wait till you in her and you bout to nut and you try to pull out,but she lock you down."I said laughing.

"How can you wish such evil things upon my life."he said pausing what he was doing in looking me in my eyes.

I started laughing so much. My brother is so hilarious to me. "Come on Aid, don't you think Cassie wants a baby?"

"She got Aja'Mariane that's a baby right there." He replied as he continued to massage my feet.

"No,she wants a baby of her own."I said.

My Goddad came into the house,rushing to the bathroom. After he was done in the bathroom he came to us. "What up yal."

"Hey"we said in unison.

"Aww look at you rubbing your sister pig feet, that's nice of you."he said laughing as he rubbed my belly.

We laughed as he went into the kitchen. He came back with a bag of Chips and sat in the recliner chair.

"What you gon name lil dawg?"God dad asked.

"I was thinking-"I said before Aiden cut me off.

"I'm gonna name your son since it seems like I'm only making girls."Aiden said.

"What you want to name him?"I asked.

"Amari Aiden Curry" he said.

"You think I want my child to have Aiden in their name? And they call him AIDS at school?nah won't happen.But I'll name him Amari " I said laughing

Aiden laughed and said "Fuck you."

"When am I gonna get a god-grandchild  named after me."Goddad said.

"You share the same name As Drama."I said.

"How bout we name him Amari Christopher-Maurice Curry" Goddad said.

"Alright."

"You actually gonna name him that?"he asked.

"Yea why not."I said.

"I like it."Aiden said."Same"God dad said .

"It's better than what we was gon name him." I said laughing.

"Which was gone be what?"Goddad asked.

"AJ"I said.

"It won't be correct if you tryna name him after me or dad, his last name would have to be Alsina,duck" Aiden said. "The fuck, I know, I'm not slow. His name was just gon be AJ,have no meaning to it just an A and J"I said laughing.

"Is SJ name like that too?"Aiden asked.

"Nah, his name is Stephen Wardell Curry, he's really not a Jr, we just call him that, yal should know this stuff, I didn't want his name to have The third at the end of his name."I said.

"Oh so you just switched Stephen's name, I got it. I swear when you had him you told me his name was just SJ ."Aiden said.

"You right my bad, but it's his name just on the papers it's his full name."I said laughing.

"Your child's name was gonna just be AJ, you welcome lil dawg,now you don't have to be confused about yourself when people ask you what your name stand for."Aiden said as he playfully slapped my stomach.

"I swear Amari gonna beat you up on sight"I said laughing.

"Try me lil nigga."Aiden said to my stomach as we laughed.

"He just kicked."I said laughing.