Well...it took me a while to figure out what to get you but I figured these would come in handy for pranks, shutting people up and anything else...like team ups*wink wink nudge nudge* or whatever your kinky little brain can conspire.
The webs are even like green and stuff. Hope you like them. I swear you say you don't and I'll kill you. I burnt the hell out of myself trying to get those webs to be green. Nearly burnt my house down again.
Anywhosies-
Happy Birthday again old man.