The Killer Family Back Together

woot woot! Read to find out >.<

This, my friendz, is going to be a vundervulz (wonderfuls) chapter!

I was eating my vundervul pizza! :D When my beautiful Jacky came in... Then some serious stuff hapened..((NO! Bad thoughts! No bad thoughts! This is a purely funny story. SOME serious stuff, but mostly silly funny stuff! BAD! BAD... thingy...)) HE STOLE MEH PIZZA! "NO! DUN TOUCH MEH PIZZA MEH BEAUTIFUL JACKY!" He just stood there for a little bit... then he replied with "...You think I'm beautiful? XD ANd that I'm YOUR Jacky?" He asked, trying to hold in laughter... "...That's for me to know, and you to find out.." I told then wiggled meh eyebrows. We both burst out laughing at this "now, sit down Jacky! :D" I tol him, then he sat down... so I sat on his lap >.< 

"PRIVATE PROPERTY- oh... for some odd reason I thought you were Jeff pulling a sneak attack on me" "You thought I was a guy?!" Then Jeff came in "NO PDA-" He yelled when :iu came in and yelled "LET THEM BE TOGETHER!" Then he walked over to Jeffy and said something in his ear, they nodded, and left.

O-O secrets. 

"...who wants to bet they ship us?" I asked Jacky "me" Jack said. "weird" "hmm... Kardashians are weird O-O" I told Jacky "Why? Do you watch that show about them?" He asked me laughing "no, I watch teen mom BRO, YOU GOT IT ALLL WRONG!" I yelled at him snapping my fingers at him. XD

"MMHMM GURLFREN! YOU TELL HIM!" BEN yelled walking into the kitchen to get fooodd "I HAVE A WATER BOTTLE! LEAVE!" "wait.. why are you on his lap" "It's a free country" "It is?! WATER! AHHH!!!" He yelled running out.

"What hobbies do you like?" I asked Jacky trying to make a conversation. "hmm... photography <.>" He said, making that face, I laughe at him "I take photos every once in a while, it is pretty fun, I have to admit." he laughed "well, what else do you like to do?" He asked me "hmm... Reaing people's minds O-O" I said "wat? Wait... YOU CAN READ PEOPLE'S MINDS?!" He asked/yelled "yesh" I said, very calmly. "wait... so what am I thinking? Hmm?" He asked wiggling his eyebrows he waz zinching "Can you read my mind? Can you? Can you? CAN YEAH?!" I giggled at him "yeah, you're thinking "can you read my mind? Can you? Can you? CAN YEAH?!" I yelled at him laughing and he laughed back, "Okay... uh.. read my mind now!" He said and so I started to "Would you like to go out with is sexy mofo?" (mofo; Mother fucker) I burst out laughing at him... then stopped... "you called yourself a mofo? Wat?" I said "yesh, and will you pwease answer me question?! T^T" He said I sighed.. 

"yesh"

He stared at me a while, then jumped up, with me still on his lap, so I had to wrap my arms around his neck really quickly, and for dear life too. "yesh! YESH!!! DISH ISH SHO AWESHOME!!" ((This is so awesome)) 

"I can't believe you said yes!" He yelled happily. "Of course I would say yes! Now pleas elet me down!" Den a HOARD of people, creepies that are de pastas, all came out, like a parade, YESH I LOVE DE PARADES! DAY MAKE MEH HAPPAY HAPPAY HAPPAAAAYYYYY!!!!! They all were marching, Jeff was spitting/blowing into a trumpet, Liu was playing a violin O.o until BEN came out, with his hat on, shirtless, dressed as a shirtless cowboy, and he had a fake mustache on O.o long story short. He broke A LOT of stuff... then I threw water at him, so he hissed like a cat, ran off, and jumped out a CLOSED window. Wonderful.

Jack and I sighed "did you plan that" he shook his eyes "no way. It was Jeff for sure. Then BEN crashed the party" He said "and a window" We all laughed our bums off at this. "I want an accorn ._.'" I told ack randomly "what are you going to do with it, throw it at people, make an army, make little helmets?" he asked me and I stared at him in awe "you know so much about me!" I then hugged him >~< "you're touching me" he said after a while... and I laughed at him. 

I realized how bad the grammer is in this ._. ALSO, I couldn't make it to two pages ._. that annoys me. Also, I don't really know what to do witht his chapter right now... SO I SHALL UPDATE IT!!! XD So, dat is all.