As I am starting college Aug 11th I wanted to share some hacks I learned along the way.
BTW CLASS OF 2k16 IS STILL THE BEST.
GO B16 OR GO HOME!! YOU D16
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1.) make complete pancakes mix with carbonated water instead of regular water💯💯
2.) when you're on the stove making grits and them shits start boiling and popping all over the place like they tryna murder you, add some milk in there and stir it around. I promise you grits with milk are ten times better
3.) okay so you know how grits get old and weird and there's like no way to reheat them?? Put them back in the pot turn the heat on low add some milk and break them up/stir until they're creamy again
4.) after you shave your legs put some Vaseline on them and let your skin absorb the Vaseline. Smooth skin 💯💯💯
5.) put mayo in your cakes and brownies!!
6.) Blame both parties if you get cheated on.
7.) Forgive and DO NOT forget. Just because someone does you wrong doesn't mean that you should keep on forgetting what they did to you.
8.) you are not the crazy black woman!!
9.) you are so beautiful the stars align for you
10.) make up melts in the heat hoe. Don't even try it. Unless you were tryna do your eyebrows and now they fucked the hell up.
11.) if you're out of acne soap use dove soap. Shit creamy as a mug
12.) use Colgate Optic white and crest whitening tooth paste if you want white teeth
13.) crest whitening strips work just as well, just be prepared for the sensitivity. Of course you could by some sysonyde toothpaste for that too
14.) if you're using Nair on your face for whatever reason. DILUTE IT WITH WATER then apply it on your face. After application rub Vaseline or cocoa butter on ya lips
15.) they make Nair for facial hair y'all. If you use it after you wipe it off wash your face with soap and water. Trust me on this: that shit will still burn your face off
16.) add condensed milk, regular milk, salt, pepper and Meat seasoning in your eggs and then proceed to beat them like a cop!!
17.) Panteen makes some good ass black hair products for natural and relaxed hair
18.) grease your scalp frequently
19.) Never let a boy finess you into your/outta shit.
20.) it's okay to break up with someone. You're not a bad person nor did you abandon them
21.) black people watch anime too. There's nothing wrong with being in engrossed in Japanese culture or whatever culture you love!!
22.) be yourself people will flock to you naturally
23.) black people get depressed too. Your mental health is not invalid
24.) you are not an OREO because you like things outside your culture.
25.) make your oatmeal with milk not water
26.) you can swim on your period because your period stops in water. But please use a TAMPON
27.) You're the only one smelling that horrible period smell btw
28.) Avoid dairy at all cost on period
29.) the herbal store makes this period tea. It's a great Alternative to pills and it really works
30.) mint tea is life
31.) keep apple cider vinegar on deck for everything
32.) if you wake up in be middle of the night with a stomach ache due to indigestion go drink some water
~Share any hacks and tips below!!
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