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yomama so fat:

yomama so fat she needs cheats for wii fit!

yomama so fat when she farts she causes climate change!

yomama so fat shes a call of duty map!

yomama so fat that when she died she broke the stair way to HEAVEN!

yomama so fat when she gets killed in call of duty you get 5 extra points!

yomama so stupid:

yo mama so stupid she got tickets to xbox LIVE!

yomama so stupid that she climbed mount DEW!

yomama so stupid she played gotchya nose with darth vader!

yomama so stupid when she got 1 million dollars she spent it on one stupid tiny BOOK!

yomama so stupid she brang A spoon to The superball! and the fat one brang a cearal

yomama so ugly:

yomama so ugly she scared the cool aid man!

yomama so ugly she gives slenderman the nightmares!

yomama so hairy:

yomama so hairy she stars in donkey kong games!

yomama so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn!

 yomama so hairy big foot took her picture!

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