Miraculous: Trip To The U.S.

Six: Dog Days

The next day Marinette woke up to her door being swung open and Adrien jumping up onto her bed and under the sheets.

"What are you doing!?" She screeched at him.

"D-dog!" He squeaked out.

(Now let Author-chan go back to the very beginning of that morning.)

Adrien woke up with a strange feeling the next morning. His neck and face felt wet and scratchy. Plus, everything smelt like dog breath.

That's when every single piece of his brain connected; There was a giant St. Bernard licking him.

Most people would say 'Awe!', but if looks could kill, that dog would be sure as hell dead by face Adrien was making. "You evil bastard. You think you just mark your territory as you please? Well, I'm top cat around here so back off mut." Adrien pushed the canine off the bed and started walking to the bathroom. But Cupcake the doggy woggy had other plans.

Cupcake tripped Adrien and dragged him around the house by his pajama bottoms and didn't let go until he reached the stairs.

"You. Wouldn't. Dare."

"Bark. Bark. Bark. (Try me bîtch.)"

Cupcake dropped him down the stairway and walked away, tail sticking up high.

Adrien had had enough of the dog and devised a plan to subdue the over confident pooch. He was going to drop Cupcake......

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.......into the pool.

After Adrien finished laying down the dog biscuit trail, all he had to do was wait till Cupcake was positioned onto the diving board, but the dog didn't exactly follow the trail.

Cupcake wanted the whole bag of treats, that Adrien was currently carrying.

The damn dog almost made Adrien crap his pants when he jumped out from some bushes. They played cat and mouse for a while until Adrien found Marinette's room and decided it was a good idea to hide in there.

Marinette woke up to Adrien swinging her door open and almost flying under the sheets. "What the fuck are you doing!?" She screeched at him.

"D-dog!" He squeaked out.

Chesu-sama out.