IT'S THE 2016 OLYMPICS AND I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS WITH LUDWIG!!
Ludwig: Boi. U. Need. Jesus.
Jesus: *waves* Go Germany!
YEEEEEEAAAHHH!!! *looks up the first country he's versing* Oh... Oh bloody high fuck on a chocolate sundae... I have to verse... Sweden...
Sweden: Want a meatball bruh?
*runs away like a girl but takes the meatball*
Ludwig: ;-; This is my partner for this shit... Wow. Hi Sweden can I have the balls too?
Sweden: Aren't they already inside you?
Ludwig: Biotch fite me!
Sweden: *throws Ikea at him*
Ludwig: *throw brats at him*
Sweden: *ded*
Ludwig: *ded from getting Ikea thrown at him*
Wtf just happened here?
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Lutz's Diary 2
FanfictionUgh damn you Admin! Is this funny to you Ludwig?! Do I really have to do this shit again?! FINE! The Pretzel King has come back for a sequel of the silly, weird and fabulous first Lutz's Diary for more randomness, food drama, shit about sexy faces a...