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Shrek and I sat together in the couch. One his arms wrapped around me.
"Our love is like an onion, it has layers." Shrek had such a nice way with words. I loved when he said such things. He grabbed my chin an pulled me towards him. Then Barry bee Benson burst through the door.
"THIS IS WHERE I FIND YOU SHREK, here next to this piece of trash, I just got back from the war!". Barry yelled full of rage.
"I can explain Barry, please forgive me."
"WAIT , so I'm a side hoe? Wtf shrek." I said pulling out a gun from inside my vagina. Shrek and Barry are scared for their lives.
"Barry...I am trash." I said as my hand pointed the gun to my head, and my finger slowly made it's way to the trigger.
KAPOW
As I am rapidly dying I mumble out my last few words.
"Never gonna give you up....." And that is what was put on my grave for everyone to see when they dance on it.
