A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon.
When they got back home the bride immediately called her mom, who lived three hours away.
"Well, darling," said her Mom, "How was your honeymoon?"
"It was wonderful, and so romantic. We had a great time," said the bride, "but as soon as we got home he started using really horrible language. Words I have never heard before. Really horrible four-letter words! You've got to come get me...PLEASE." Then the bride began to sob over the phone. "PLEASE, mom come get me!" begged the bride.
"But honey what did he say, what 4-letter words, you have to tell me what's troubling you." said her mom.
Still sobbing, the bride said to her mother..."Words like....DUST, IRON, COOK, WASH!"
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@@@ ladies please learn your four letter words lol....
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the answer to the previous riddle was: HE WAS PLAYING MONOPOLY
RIDDLE: The shorter I am, the bigger I am What am I?
i want to make this a special dedication. i was talking to that person and she said something that made me think of this upload so it is dedicated to her @XxAlleyKatxX....do u remember our little talk about chores lol?
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