@@@ and we're back with the HUMOR STORIES.....were you missing them?
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A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them
is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man, that's interesting. And I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our
cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and become
friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign
from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine
didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate
our good fortune."
So she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle,
then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man takes the bottle and asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."
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VOTE :-)
the answer to the previous riddle was: A COMPUTER and the dedication goes to @XxAlleyKatxX for getting it right. (no i didn't do a joint dedication @DeLeeCiousDevil because you didn't COMMENT the answer and i remember saying the dedication goes to the FIRST person to comment the right answer)
EXPLANATION: They used to be huge and desktops are now referred to as towers. They can be desktops (stay put) or laptops (travel far). The computer can run windows (sill) or it can be an Apple computer (fruit).
RIDDLE: We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?
this one doesn't deserve a hint because it is easy. think!
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