Yato's pov
Yukine and I get in the car after Hiyori and Jazz. I shut the car door feeling squished as I have no choice but to be squished against Yukine who's trying to scoot as close to Jazz as possible. I gulp. I know the myth of these three old ladies and it pains me that I'm in a car with them.
Each of them have stringy greasy white hair and pale skin. They each wear black sackcloth dresses.
"Apollo here! When I pull my sports car across the sun I never forget to buckle up! Stay safe guys, and smokin hot!"
That advertisement almost made me jump out the car. The look on Hiyori and Yukine's faces are the same as mine weirded out.
"Step on it Anger!!"
The old woman in the front seat floored it and my head slammed into the back of my seat. One of the old women turned around towards me and my horrors were confirmed. She only had one eye.
"Man and I thought Zeus was a hunk! You gotta be the sexiest god I've ever seen!"
The old woman reached a hand back and ran her clammy hand up my leg. I shivered and opened my mouth. Reeling back in my seat. I quickly slapped her her hand away. I don't care how old these ladies are. That was beyond creepy.
"What'd you say Wasp he's better lookin than Zeus? Give me the eye!"
We all watched in terror as Wasp took her one eye out of it's socket. Yukine gags. Hiyori starts to hyperventilate. Jazz buries her face in her hands. I am seriously thinking about doing a 1-80 out of this car.
Just as the other old woman is putting the slimy eyeball into her socket Anger cries.
"I can't see! I can't see!"
The car starts to swerve everywhere but the street.
"Of course you can't see you old coot I have the eye!"
"Gimme the eye Tempest! Give it here!" Screeched Anger.
"No! You had it last time! I'll only give it to you if Wasp gives me the tooth!!"
Wasp who was chewing on what seemed to be a gold coin clapped her hands over her mouth.
"Noo! Its my turn to bite the coin!"
Tempest snatched at Wasp's mouth Wasp blindly snatched back but missed. Before I knew it they were having a wrestling match in the front seat while Anger cried, "I STILL CAN'T SEEE!"
"TURN RIGHT!!! RIGHT ANGER!!" screamed Jazz.
Anger made a hard turn right which made me head butt into my regalia but before I have time to say "OW" I hear a sort of popping sound I look over and see that in Hiyori's lap was a slimy green eye. We all look at the eye in terror, petrified while all three old women cried, "The eye child!! The eye!!!"
Jazz and Hiyori open their mouths and start to scream while Yukine spews out a string of cuss words. Quickly I snatch the slimy thing out of her lap and drop it in Anger's wrinkled hand. The old woman put the eye in it's socket and exclaimed, "I CAN SEE!!"
The rest of the ride is not void of traumatic events.
...
"Come again Mr.Yatogami." Said all three old women as I got out of the car.
"It is fate! He must be my future husband!" Declared Tempest as I walked away.
An argument quickly starts as they drive off. I shudder. That was absolutely terrible.
"Never again." Says Yukine stretching out.
Hiyori stands next to me.
"Thanks for acting so quickly Yato."
I smile.
"Yeah no problem."
"I'm sorry guys if that disturbed you. At least it was quick though." says Jazz.
We all sigh. I look ahead and see gates, probably to Camp Halfblood. The smell of strawberries fill my nose. We walk up to the gate and they open without Jazz having to do anything. She steps back in surprise.
Standing behind the gate is a teenaged boy with sea green eyes and dark hair. Next to him is a girl with blonde hair and stormy gray eyes.
"I see you brought some friends Jazz, long time no see."
He smiles at us.
"Well I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon."
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Noragami meets Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter
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