Paula's POV
There he was.
I had been looking for Shrek for the past two minutes so we could finally get out of here.
"SHREK WE HAVE TO LEAVE!"
I was not in the mood for his shinanigans. We made our way over to my car and buckled Shrek in his car seat. I then walked to the front of the car. Once i jumped into the back seat, it was time to get *kesha appears* "hot and dangerous." I revealed my bedazzled bra and heard a gasp in the distance. I looked over to see Nicholas Cage through the window.
"GUUURLLL WHERE DID YOU GET THAT" He asked.
"K-Mart, now could you leave" I replied.
He obliged to my request and rode away on his pink razor scooter. It was finally time for me and Shrek to get back to buisness.
"OH SNAP" I snorted.
I had forgot the most important thing. I quickly ran to the store with my mammaries dangling and looked for the needed supplies. I ran back to the car and heard Shrek complaining loudly.
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME HANGING?" Shrek asked.
"I BOUGHT BUTTER, CAUSE ADD THE BUTTER, MAKE IT BETTER."
He smirked and we finished our deed.
TO BE CONTINUED....
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