You Butter My Toast - A Fan Fiction

Chapter 4

Paula's POV

Shrek takes my arm in both his hands and guides me up the stairs.

"Are you ready to butter my toast." He says mischievously.

I really wanted this but my mind kept wondering to thoughts of Nicholas from earlier before.

I looked into Shreks hungry eyes and knew if I didn't butter his toast soon he-

"WELL ARE YOU GONNA BUTTER MY TOAST OR NOT?" Shrek roared aggressively.

I was starting to sweat, maybe I didn't want this

"Ummm I-I have chlamydia"

Before I knew it I was out the door and running towards my car. Why was I feeling like this? Shrek always been my main ogre but images of Nicholas and I in the old days were flooding back and replacing Shreks.

I love Nicholas, I really do. But how does one confront their true love of their feelings?

"I love Nicholas, I love him so much"
These feeling couldn't be stopped from coming out of my mouth.

"You do?"

I turn around quickly to see the one and only Nicholas.

Nervous is an understatement. I took one of my shlongs to wipe the sweat of my face. Should I confront him of my feelings? Or have I already said enough?

"Will you Marry me Paula?"

Could this be the moment I've been long awaiting? I was sure, I was very sure. Nicholas Cage just asked me to marry him. What am I waiting for?

"ZOO-E-MAMA" I exclaimed excited.

"Is that a yes?" Nicholas nervously asked.

"Yes, and I couldn't be more-"

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EPILOGUE

Sorry that story has been cut short but the narrator Paula Deen had been murdered with several bananas by Shrek. After Shrek killed her he looked deep in to Nicholas's eyes. Nicholas was in pure shock and in love. But he wasn't in love with Paula anymore, he loved Shrek.

So Shrek and Nicholas got married and had 3 kids.

The End