Things That Only Jamaicans Will Understand

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So last night was the opening ceremony and I watched it to the end - when mi seh end mi mean all di way gone a 12 a clock.

Anyway a di first time mi a watch e so mi di kinda excited but then it start get boring an then mi realize how much country tek dem self an gan a Olympics every time e keep an dem never ina histry get one medal an den yuh hav di wuklis weh ina every single sport come last. And dat alone mek me feel proud worst wen Jamaica name call out and shelly-ann walk out wid di res a di team an is like the crowd start scream enuh but mi feel seh if bolt d deh deh dem wudda shout louda. So yes mi hav to big up we team cuz big countries weh think dem betta than we (*cough cough* Trinidad and Tobago ) nah get half di attention weh wi a get.

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