Failed Plan

Poison

"You sure this will work?" Shizuo asked as he lit his cigarette, looking suspiciously at the bottle of pills the man was trying to sell him.

"Yes, yes." The man nodded as he handed him the bottle. "Work in stages, yes. Victim get very laughing, then crying, then dead-"

Shizuo shook the man's hand with bone crushing strength, cutting him off. "Thanks." He handed the man sow cash then took off.

Shizuo allowed himself a victory smile. He had a brilliant plan to get rid of that flea Izaya for good. He had a feeling it wouldn't be easy, Izaya's such a slime ball Shizuo guessed he would be used to assassination attempts. He clutched the pills in his hand before slipping them into his pocket. He exhaled a puff of smoke as he walked to the hotel he was staying at. He extinguished his cigarette before going inside. He took the stairs to his room and unlocked the door. He put the pills on the inn table and sat heavily on the couch. He fished out his cell and punched in Izaya's number, irritating himself by knowing it by memory.

"Shizu-chan~" Izaya smirked on the other line.

He grit his teeth at the smug tone Izaya always had."Izaya."

"What is it? Finally realize you're hopelessly in love with me?"

"You wish. I need to talk to you about Kasuka."

"Eh? You finally come to your senses and decide to assassinate him?"

"Just meet me at the Kukuri hotel, room 311." Shizuo sighed. "Much as I hate to see your mug, we need to talk about it in person."

"I'll be right over, Shizu-chan~"

Shizuo growled as Izaya hung up. He grumbled to himself as he prepared two glasses of wine, dosing one with the poison he hoped would finally rid himself of dealing with Izaya. He sat on the couch and waited for the other to show up.

A tune was tapped on the door some time later.

"It's open louse."

The door swung open with a grinning Izaya in the spotlight. "I'm here to discuss killing your brother!" He announced too loud for comfort.

"Shut the hell up!" Shizuo stood and threw Izaya back into the room before slamming the door shut. He turned to Izaya, their faces oddly close.

Izaya grinned and flicked Shizuo's forehead. "Thanks for the wine, Shizu-chan!" He plunked down on the couch and downed his glass.

Shizuo stated in amazement, he hadn't thought everything would go to plan so easily. "Uh um..." He sat next to Izaya. "How do you feel?"

Izaya cocked a brow. "Am I supposed to be feeling something? You know, other than the sexual frustration radiating from you."

Shizuo barely resisted the urge to smash the informants face in. "I meant, is the wine any good?"

"Not as bad as one would think, seeing as a monster chose it." He smirked. "So what's the plan for your brother?"

Shizuo rubbed his sweating palms on his pant legs, starting to think the drugs weren't working. He had just started to plan the seller's death when Izaya giggled. He looked up.

Izaya looked drunk but Shizuo knew one glass of wine wasn't enough to even touch Izaya's hold for liquor. "Heh... Heheh Shi....Shizu-chan you look...funny." He smiled lazily. "Kinda cute~"

"Oi..." Shizuo repressed a smile, seeing the drugs finally start working.

"H-hey... Lets let's lets... Let's watch uh..." Izaya slapped Shizuo's arm to think. "Princess Bride! Let's watch The Princess Bride."