Chapter 7: The one with the bug-eyed. ☄

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So I won't make it any longer...here it is. Enjoy.

             "A kiss is the upper persuasion for the lower invasion..."

Chapter 7: "The one with the bug-eyed." 

The first time I saw someone kiss was on a movie I didn't know the title nor do I want to know, when I was 12. Pumasok ako sa bahay...only to catch my brother watching it. Eww...I know.

At that time, hindi ako mahilig manuod ng kahit ano; telebisyon pati narin mga pelikula.

Not my thing. Mas gugustuhin ko pang magbasa nalang ng mga libro.

News were the only thing I watch on regular basis. Besides, I love my eyes so much.

That was why all I could think as I watched it, gasping audibly, my eyes almost out of its sockets, was how gross and nasty kissing looks!

They were like literally eating each others faces!

I mean, why would someone want to willingly swap saliva?!

'Kadiri, blech,' I mused, back then.

My stupid brother, Lay, who was still not aware of my presence, was sighing dreamily, and was kissing his spongebob pillow, his charcoal eyes still on the television, as if he was imagining the child-sized pillow was the girl in the movie he was watching...and he was the guy she was kissing.

Imagine the trauma I...and Spongebob got.

I felt sick to the point that I wanted to find the nearest toilet!

And then, the last straw fell.

Ang labing limang taong gulang kong kapatid na si Lay batted his eyelashes and licked his lips wet in a slow motion, at nang aakit na kinausap nya ang spongebob nyang unan, "Come to me, beheyby~~ Kiss meeeee! Truly, Madly, Deeply! Kiss meehehehe~~"

 

THAT

WAS

IT.

Sumigaw ako ng napakalakas na halos buong kabahayan sa amin ay narinig ako.

Namumutlang nalaglag ni Lay yung unan na minomolestiya nya, "L-Lulu...U-uhh..Mali ang iniisip mo!"

I really ended up barfing all the food I ate from Kimmy's birthday party in the toilet after watching the crucially disgusting R-rated kissing scene

in the movie...and the utterly horrific scene of my stupid pervert brother.

Dalawang araw ko ring 'di kinausap si Lay noon. Nagtago at nagkulong din ako sa kuwarto ko. Tuwing makikita ko kasi sya...ugh, talo ko pang buntis kong maduwal at masuka.

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