Jess and I Get Adopted.

Uno

Me

"You. Get over here." The adoption lady pointed to me. "This is your new dad." She gestured to the man in a fedora and glasses.

"Holy shit! Your Patrick Stump!" The lady smacked me for my choice of words. "I love your band!"

"Come on kid, let's get you home." He said to me smiling. I can't fudging believe I was getting adopted by Patrick Fucking Stump.

-*~+~*-

"What's your name?" He asked me.

"I-I uh, it's embarrassing." I stuttered out.

"Come on, tell me?" He poked my side. He really was getting into this dad thing.

"Briona. My mom was probably high when she named me." I frowned, I guess I needed to tell him my name.

"That's pretty, what about your age?" He asked me another important question. Shouldn't the agency have told him this stuff?"

"I'm fourteen. And just to tell you other stuff about me, I like the color gray, I'm an emo fuck, like I love your band! And I have the whole speech thing for danger days, and the I'm not okay music video memorized. I never met my mom or dad, because they didn't want to keep an 'ugly baby', but look at me now! And, I have ADHD...I'm supposed to take pills for it, but I don't like to. Um, I love black and white patterned pants. I'm a slut for black and white patterned pants. I only have three, but I still love them." I stopped realizing I shouldn't be talking so much. I looked over at him and saw him smirking.

"Why'd you stop?" He asked jokingly.

"I'm not interesting, you probably won't remember any of that." I sank into the car seat. "Do you have any earbuds?"

"No but I have an aux cord." He smiled at me. Then it hit me. I was adopted my Patrick Stump. He was my dad. I was the daughter of Patrick Stump.

"Well, call me DJ Spooky Jim." I said plugging the cord into my phone.

"You know, you could meet Josh and Tyler, and the rest of the band, and Brendon. I have their phone numbers." I gaped, seriously, he wouldn't be embarrassed?!

"That's fine, I just want to go to your house- I mean home?" I said quietly.

-*~+~*-

He opened the door to his house, and flicked the lights on. As soon as he did it about ten men jumped out of random places yelling surprise.

"What the fuck?!" I looked at all of them carefully.

Brendon Urie jumped out of the closet.

Tyler Joseph was hiding under a blanket.

Josh Dun was behind the couch with Pete Wentz and Andy Hurley.

And Joe Trohman jumped out from behind a corner.

There was a sign that said welcome home, and a cake with the Fall Out Boy symbol.

"I told them to put our symbols on it too." Brendon said gesturing towards Josh and Tyler.

I was too stunned to speak. This had to be a dream. It had to be a dream.

Yeah, still not giving you guys my first name, so Briona it is.

So long
-Egg