"Wendy run away with me! I know I sound crazy, don't you see what you do to me?" I was dancing around my room with 'Somewhere in Neverland' blaring in my speakers. That's what I do when I'm pissed, listen to music. Then again, that's what I do all the time.
"Hey," Patrick was leaning on my doorframe, "Are you okay?"
"I'm not o-fucking-kay." I laughed at my reference before finishing my thought, "I don't like her. She looks like a bitch. She doesn't even look like she would be a fan of your guys' music." I scoffed.
"Could you try?" The Irony Of Choking On A Lifesaver came on next. "Why can't you just be happy for me?" I laughed at his reference, he said it in tune to the song as well.
"I'll try not to be the snake hidden in your daffodils, Patrick." He came over and hugged me.
"We're getting married at a home town concert. Wanna go on tour with us?"
I gaped, "No shit, I wanna go on tour! Can I come on stage sometimes too!?"
"Yeah of course, the guys wouldn't mind." He left after telling me dinner would be ready in a few minutes.
I'm going on tour, with fucking Fall Out Boy! This is great!
Short filler chapter.
So long
-Egg
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Jess and I Get Adopted.
FanfictionErg, first imagine... "You. Get over here." The adoption lady pointed to me. "This is your new dad." She gestured to the man in a fedora and glasses. "Holy shit! Your Patrick Stump!" The lady smacked me for my choice of words. "I love your band!" "...
