"Hello,this is the teen suicide helpline. How may I help you?"
"Hey"
"May I ask your name,ma'am?"
"Dewey"
"Dewey who?"
"Dewey HAVE to use protection?"
"What?! Oh,so it's you again. Lyric girl."
"Lyric girl? Seriously? You should give me a better name,like -the hottest person on earth. Not that I'm suggesting anything."
"Hah!You wish."
"By the way that was a joke,you know? You should've laughed."
"The protection thing? Haha,good one. This probably is the first time I've seen a girl willingly say a s€x joke to a guy she doesn't even know."
"Well,then I guess you could add 'hotly unique' to the awesome new name you'll choose for me."
"Nope,you still are lyric girl."
"Jerk. Anywhoo I'm still pissed that you didn't laugh at my joke."
"Yeah,I know that I let you down, is it too late to say sorry now?"
"Oh my freaking god,really? Did you REALLY just quote a Justin bieber song?"
"Mention that to anyone and I'll swear that I don't know who you are."
"Suffice to say,you really don't know who I am! Haha, ironic,huh?"
"How is that even funny?"
"It IS funny. Ugh,you won't get it,you grumpy old goot."
"What's a goot?"
"No idea. Look in the mirror and maybe you'll know."
(A/N: guys please vote and comment of you like it so far, or if you have any ideas,let me know. This is my first book here, and I need some support from y'all,okay?I have a ton of chapters planned out in my head but I don't know if I should write them. More votes and comments mean faster updates.
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RomanceMeet Jennifer, a quirky,sassy,sarcastic smarty pants who has a special fondness for dirty jokes and generally being badass. And then meet Jared,the hot guy who works at Teen suicide helpline, who has a very short patience for sassy girls who sometim...
