Brendon: hey dall-bitch ;)
Dallon: what the fuck is wrong with you
Brendon: I'm just gay bro
Dallon: did you really ask ryan-?
Brendon: yes
Dallon: oh my god
Dallon: bro what the hell man
Brendon: don't worry no succ happened he just smacked me with a book
Dallon: yiKES
Dallon: i mean, ha
Brendon: OMG DO YOU CARE????
Dallon: NO WHAT NO WAY
Brendon: DON'T LIE
Dallon: fight me irl
Brendon: 😩😩😖😖 can't believe you won 😫😫
Dallon: what
Brendon: go with it
Brendon: fuck man I think i made golden days too obvious that it was for ryan
Dallon: same goes with house of memories
Brendon: memeories**
Dallon: stop
Brendon: I'm just dank as fuck
Dallon: you spend too much time on social media
Brendon: you care
Dallon: will you shut up
Brendon: make me
Dallon: ok I'll get over there right now
Brendon: wait what
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Brendon: BRO WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK OW
Dallon: i made you, so, ha
Brendon: yea, BY SMACKING ME WITH A BOOK UNTIL I PASSED OUT FOR 2 HOURS
Brendon: FUCK YOU MAN IT HURTS YOU KNOW
Dallon: good :^)
Brendon: kys
Dallon: sure after you
Dallon: bro
Dallon: haha very funny trying to be dead
Dallon: asshole answer me
Dallon: oh my god
Dallon: well, rest in tony's pepperoni
Brendon: you did a meme
Dallon: BRO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO KYS
Brendon: omgggg
Brendon: you caaree
Dallon: stop being childish and GROW UP
Brendon: ew, growing up
Dallon: yikes
Dallon: like we all get worried for the people who are assholes to us
Brendon: lies i smell them
Brendon: wait no that's just pizza that just came in
Dallon: lol ur fat
Brendon: triggered
Dallon: OK PUT YO HANDS UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
Brendon: OMG WHAT DID I DOOOO
Brendon: ...
Brendon: dallon?
Brendon: bro don't leave me
Dallon: ha who cares now
Brendon: shut up
Dallon: nice
Brendon:
Dallon: what
Brendon: oOPS WRONG PERSON
Dallon: were you gonna send that to tyler???
Brendon: sshh don't tell josh
Dallon: ooo I'm tellingg
Brendon: bRO
Brendon: BRO N O PLEASE TYLER WILL KILL ME
Brendon: i swear to god i will smack that ass with my ruler
Dallon: stop
Brendon: ayy you is alive
Dallon Weekes has changed BrendonUrie's name to professional asshole over here 💯
professional asshole over here 💯: bro why
Dallon: deal. with it.
Dallon: fuck gtg
professional asshole over here 💯: yea bye nerd
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lmao these are fun to make :^^^
anyways ayy two parts
enjoy u nerds -ash🐳
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Brendon and Dallon's randomness
SonstigesDallon: stop being gay Brendon: i can't bro Dallon: I'll smack you with a book again Brendon: harder daddy~ Dallon: what Brendon: yes Dallon: stop being gay you have a wife Brendon: and she's gay Dallon: stop Even if the world is ending these two w...