Brendon Urie has reconnected
Brendon: dude
Dallon: what
Brendon: my arm hurts
Dallon: yikes
Dallon: get a ice pack or something
Brendon: okay
Brendon: back
Brendon: it hurts like hell
Dallon: what happened to it?
Brendon: i fell off my bed
Brendon: and landed on my arm
Dallon: you fucking idiot
Brendon: you know ur not helping right
Dallon: i know
Brendon: godamnit
Dallon: lol
Brendon: triggered
Dallon:
Dallon: :^) golden daayss golden daayss
Brendon: can you NOT
Dallon: let it happen
Dallon: FUCK I HIT MY HEAD
Dallon: FUCK ME
Brendon: I would but I'm afraid your anus is out of sight
Dallon: motherfucker
Brendon: :^)
Dallon: fuck my balls hurt
Brendon: lemme 'heal' them
Dallon: no leave my weenie alone
Brendon: its not like you'll ever get laid
Dallon: excuuuse me?
Brendon: the only way you'll get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
Dallon: son of a fucker
Brendon: what can i say?
Brendon: :^ like father like son
Dallon: i think ima go now ur acting gay
Brendon: thanks nerd
Dallon: bye hoe
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Thanks to my friendo on kik that helped me with this part lmao idk what I'm doing pls don't kill me
well boi - ash🐳
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Brendon and Dallon's randomness
RandomDallon: stop being gay Brendon: i can't bro Dallon: I'll smack you with a book again Brendon: harder daddy~ Dallon: what Brendon: yes Dallon: stop being gay you have a wife Brendon: and she's gay Dallon: stop Even if the world is ending these two w...
