BEEYONCE

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by TeamFreeBee

by TeamFreeBee

Castiel: Who is this beeyonce? And why is she queen bee. How does this woman take in coitus with millions of small bees everyday? Wouldn't she squish them? Dean how? This is beyond my knowledge. Father! Father where can I find this beeyonce? We must find her, Dean start up the impala we must go. Father please answer me, I need to know where to find the queen bee.Dean I know the queen bee has coitus with her subjects everyday. But that means she has many partners, so is she still considered a single lady?

Dean: "Cas that's called a one night stand, because i'm pretty sure they die after sex."

Castiel: But dean if she likes them she should put a ring on them.

Dean: "*sigh*Maybe she doesn't have enough cas "

Gabriel: "WE SHOULD GET SOME LEMONADE"

Castiel: I WILL BE THE QUEEN BEE, AND U DEAN WILL BE MY jAY-Z

Dean: " DON'T GET IT TWISTED PRINCESS I DON'T SWING THAT WAY."

Castiel: Dean IVE SEEN UR CRUSTY DUSTY SOUL I KNOW UR FARTHER BACK IN THE CLOSET THEN FUCKING NARNIA SO STFU AND LET'S GO KILL BEEYONCE.

Dean:"KILL HER? I THOUGHT U JUST WANTED TO FUCK A BUNCH OF BEES."

Sam: "yOU WERE GONNA LET CAS FUCK BEES? UR KINKY AS FUCK DEAN"

Dean:"SHUT UR PIE HOLE MOOSE I WASN'T GONNA LET CAS GET HIS DICK STUNG BY ANYTHING ELSE BUT ME,"

Gabriel: "HA GAAYYY"

Sam: "HEHE SO AM I FOR YOU." *WINK WINK*

Dean: "STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHERS ASS HOLE."

Castiel: "DEAN I THINK YOU MEAN ASSBUTT, YOU WANT GABE TO STAY AWAY FROM THE ABOMINATIONS ASSBUTT."

Sam: "It's not my fault i got fucked in the ass by lucifer!"

Dean: "YOU WHAT!"

Gabriel: "Was he better than me?"

Sam: "No bby u better."

Loki: "Always."

Dean: "STOP PUTTING YOUR DICK IN MY BROTHER, WITH UR NASTY ANGEL SPERM!"

Gabriel: "YOU FUCK MY BROTHERS ASS WITH UR NASTY GREASY HANDS DEAN, SEE HOW FUCKED UP HIS FEATHERS ARE. His wings are destroyed you bitch, AND UR DICKS TO SMALL TO FULFILL HIM I KNOW IT BECAUSE UR DICKS SMALL, I'M LUCKY I GOT UR BEEFY BROTHERS COCK BUT HEY I FUCK HIM ANYWAY, ONLY PLACE IMMA PUT HIS COCK IS IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE I LIKE CANDY AND HE'S GONNA TEAR MY ASS OPEN IF HE DOES FUCK ME. UR DICK IS A FUCKING RAISIN U DOUCHE. U BETTER BE GOOD AT SUCKING HIM OFF BECAUSE UR DICK TOO SMALL TO GET HIM THERE, UR USING HIS WINGS TO GET HIM OFF U JOKE"

Castiel: "I just wanted to fuck some bees and have a good time, but honestly i'm feeling so attacked rn"

Dean: "U FEEL LIKE UR BEING ATTACKED! C'MON CAS WE'RE GONNA GO KILL BEEYONCE"