To Being Insane

Big Bounty and Bullets

So here I was, in a car, on a Friday night with a bunch of stolen money and a deranged psychopath driving.

So basically like every other Friday.

"Hey Puddin' were are we going to drop the money off?" I asked. Applying my favorite shade of red when we're out stealing.

"Don't worry Pooh, without that Batman no one's going to be able to touch us. We'll just go home, put the money in the safe, and go to your favorite bar to celebrate." Replied Joker.

"Oh Goodie! Just tell me when we reach the suite." I said while I kicked back in sweet leather seats of the Vaydor, but before I could start relaxing I started hearing sirens behind us. Joker must've heard it too because he kicked the car in high gear. I started whistling and laughing along with Joker.

After a couple minutes the sirens started disappearing, lost to the speed of our car. About five minutes later we pulled up into the garage of the Hotel. We took the money out of the trunk and put the duffel bags around my shoulder.

We started heading up the elevator. Unfortunately there wasn't anyone around to kill for seeing us. So we reached the elevator and pressed the 1st floor button because we couldn't get to our suite from the garage.

We reached the 1st floor seconds later and stepped out. There wasn't anyone in the lobby except for the security guard. Joker shot him, so we didn't have anything to worry about.

We reached the actual hotel elevator and pressed for the eighteenth floor. Unlike the garage elevator it took quite awhile for us to reach the top, but once we did it was a straight shot to the suite.

We dumped the money off in the safe hidden behind the bookcase in Jokers room and started getting ready for the bar. I went into my room and put on the shortest jean shorts and and a shirt that left half of my stomach exposed.

I went back into the first room to find Joker already ready.

"Look at you. You're just all kinds of sexy." Said Joker while he licked his lips.

"Aww don't patronize me! You'll have your fun!" I replied putting my hands around his neck while I pushed him back into the couch.

"Don't keep me waiting!" Said Joker.

We headed back to the car and pulled out of the garage. About ten minutes later we pulled up to my favorite bar and walked in.

Now the bar we were at was one of those that men and woman 'meet'. so in all honesty it was pretty full. When we walked in all heads turned toward the entrance. Knowing how good I looked I smirked. Turning my head to look at puddin' he was looking down at me.

We walked toward the bar. I ordered some Vodka and so did Joker. For about two hours we sat there none stop and just talked about what we were going to do this week. What banks to rob, what people to kill, and what alliances to make.

The alliance list was very short.

Then, out of nowhere I see a gun pointed at Joker's head.

"Well what do we have here? The infamous Joker, I presume. I don't know if you know this, but you've got a huge bounty on your head, so I'm looking to take you in. Dead or alive. But don't worry I'll take your sweetheart in too after I've had some fun with her."

How dare this man come up and put a gun to my man's head. I looked over at Joker, but didn't seemed worried in the least. He looked over at me and nodded his head. I moved closer to him and he slipped me a gun, so that the guy couldn't see.

I understood what he wanted me to do immediately and I wasn't hesitating. The guy was too busy laughing with his buddies to notice me, so before he could do anything. I closed my right and to get a better aim and shot. The ten millimeter bullet went right into his head. 

He looked at who had shot it and found the gun in my hands. I was smiling. Before he could do anything else he fell right on his back. Dead.

"Now listen here. If anyone else thinks that they will be able to hurt me think again. If anyone so much as touches me..." He looked at me. "I'll leave their punishment to you." I nodded vigorously.

Unfortunately, we couldn't just go back to drinking because everyone who knew the guy was most likely mad. They unfortunately had also come prepared. Armed and ready. I sighed.

"I'll leave it too you?" Asked Joker.

"Don't make me laugh. This won't take more than a minute." And the place was lost to gunfire and blood. Taking cover behind the bar I noted eight guys. Remembering each of their locations I took a deep breath and shot as well.

Every time I hit a guy I would hear Joker say "That's one!" Or "That's three." I was doing this too impress him. After hitting all eight guys we sat back down on our seats.

"Great job, Harley. Hey waiter, two shots over here!" Two minutes later we find ourselves with the tiny bottles in our hands.

"To being insane!" Toasted Joker.

"To being insane!" I replied. 

Then we left the bar. Careful to not step on the bodies on our way out.