A plate?

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A/n:
This is a quote (not word for word) from one of my favourite book characters of all time, called Magnus Bane, who is a bisexual warlock. Exactly. :D He's amazing and a lot of these chapters will probbly be inspired by him because I'm obsessed. :D


Person: Magnus. You were trying to flirt with your own plate?!?!

Magnus:I'm a very open minded sort of fellow.

Person: Ragnor is not. He hit you over the head with the plate. It broke.

Magnus: And so ended our love. Ah well, it would never have worked between me and the plate anyway.

A/n:
He is sooooo my favourite character. :D <3

-posted by Sam

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