A/n:
This is a quote (not word for word) from one of my favourite book characters of all time, called Magnus Bane, who is a bisexual warlock. Exactly. :D He's amazing and a lot of these chapters will probbly be inspired by him because I'm obsessed. :D
Person: Magnus. You were trying to flirt with your own plate?!?!
Magnus:I'm a very open minded sort of fellow.
Person: Ragnor is not. He hit you over the head with the plate. It broke.
Magnus: And so ended our love. Ah well, it would never have worked between me and the plate anyway.
A/n:
He is sooooo my favourite character. :D <3-posted by Sam
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LGBTQ+ jokes.
RandomSAGA/LGBTQ+ jokes which we will be adding to over time, some will be terrible, some will be heard before and some will be original. We hope you enjoy them though. :D Brb doesn't know I've posted this yet so itll be a nice surprise for her. :D ;)