People of the Wattpad, I am here to inform you of my most likely death.
Today, I am going to the dentist.
I have always hated that place, and today is the day I get my broken spacer pulled out. AHHHHHH!
PART OF THE STUPID THING BROKE OFF WHEN I WAS EATING A MCFLURRY! NOT EVEN KIDDING!
AND I KNOW THIS IS GONNA HURT, CUZ IT DID WHEN THEY PUT IT ON AND WHEN MY MOM RIPPED IT OUT, WELL PART OF IT ANYWAY.
Maybe they could, like, put me to sleep or something. Ew no, I don't think I'd have control over my drool at that point...
MAYBE THAT'LL ME MY REVENGE ON THEM!
And it doesn't help my mom is a dental assistant, so she will know all of what they are talking about and be giving me lectures she says almost weekly.
So, here are the two people I am putting in charge of my funeral.
Please don't screw it up. Please.
So, GOODBYE FOREVER!
The slim chance I do make it out of there alive, I'll tell you.
GOODBYE PROBABLY FOREVER!
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Random Crap
RandomThis is a book full of random stuff, just read the title picture. OH BUT THANKS TO @KawaiiTurtle345 for making da cover!!
