Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing that we see too late the one that is open.
Alexander Graham Bell
"Ahhh!" I screamed as I woke up. I felt like a sea was surrounding me. "Not again." I had slept in my uniform and now it was drenched. How was I supposed to go to class? I got up with a face of disgust and waddled over to the bathroom in my room. I open the door and try to take off my clothes when the stench of pee hit my face. I had no time, it was already 5:35 and I was going to be late.
Today is my first exam. In order to pass we have to get into the classroom without being caught by any teacher. That was going to be tricky considering our teachers are masters. Mikado and I had a plan to get there, but it wasn't going to be easy. I have to first sneak into her room, which is in the girl’s dorm section. The boys section is two floors below the girls so I’ll have to either scale the entire school, or take the dreaded stairs to get there... And I was not going to take the stairs. One creak and "Detention!" I would hear from Master Tosh. And on top of that I would fail my test. So I chose to scale the building.
I took off my wet pants and boxers and hopped into the shower. I will have to make this quick if I wanted to ever make it on time. I turned the knob and "Ouch!" I whispered, my skin was killing me but I quickly washed up and headed outside my bedroom window. "Where are you going?" Everything was going fine until I remembered, I have a roommate. "Good morning Ken." I said in a dreading tone "Are you heading out for the exam? Wait up, I'll come too." "I would let you come, but the last time I let you, you stole my credit and I failed. So I’ll have to take a rain check." "Haven't you ever heard of forgive and forget." "What did you say?" I said as I step out the window and started climbing the wall.
"Finger hold, foot hold" I repeated mentally but as I scaled higher and higher the amount of holds available lessened. I reached the next floor and then what I dreaded most happened. I saw Ken trailing behind me at rapid speed. I knew if I didn't get to Madokas room soon he would catch up and I would fail again, one more strike towards expulsion.
I peek through one of the windows and there was no one there. I to stretch my arm to open my window to open it and I hear a noise. It was my 7th grade crush Alison Maharishi and her luscious blonde flowing hair trailed right behind her. She was coming this way and she would totally ruin my whole plan. My mind was boggled, filled with all the crazy ideas I always have. Like I could knock her out and kiss her. Or I could kiss her and then she would help me. Or I could help her and she would kiss me as a reward. After seconds of consideration all I realized were that I was still in trouble and that Alison is really hot. And then I remembered about Ken. I could trick him into running into her. "Hey Ken! Come up here already, I'm waiting. His speed increased exponentially. At that rate he should be at the window right when Alison comes.
"I am really running late." I had to go it was 6:07 and I wasn't at Madokas. I was running late. So I scaled that building so fast that I beat the world's fastest climbing record of 6.34 seconds by .45 seconds unofficially. I reached the 6th floor window and I looked for teachers or other students. It was clear so lifted the window open and thudded it shut. I bounced off of wall after wall. I needed to get to Madokas as quick as possible as quiet as possible. The walls were made out of the sturdiest materials to prevent any holes in the walls and to prevent any noise from being heard from the outside. I land somewhat perfectly right in front of Madoka's dorm room, 103. I knock as soft as humanely possible and I wait for the response.
There's a noise of a person walking towards the door. I prepare for her to be mad but to my surprise she was even more late than I was. "Where were you? You were suppose to wake me up 20 minutes ago." "I'm sorry, but I had a slight problem." "Well I hope that slight problem was worth it because now we might not be able to execute the plan. "What is the plan actually? You never told me?" "Of course I did! You just weren't paying any attention and you zoned out." "Now I will tell you this just once, and you better get it." The only thing that came to my mind then were:
Not a boring lecture from Madoka again? and
I skipped breakfast, now I'm going to starve.
"We'll, you see the girls bathroom has this air vent, so I checked it out a few times."
"It leads to everyone in the building except the Basement." "Even you saying the name gives me chills." "Anyway, back to what I was saying, we can climb through that and travel all the way to the classroom undetected." "What do you think?" "I think its perfect."
