You inspire my inner serial killer
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence 😊
If you have a problem with me please write it in a note nicely, fold it up, and shove it up your ass 😉
I was always hoping for a battle of wits but you always appeared to be unarmed so 😒
If you ran like your mouth you'd be in good shape 😊😊
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me
Only cause you're my friend!
