"Omg you're like totes annoying!" My best friend said, and makes me wanna run away and cry.
But I don't. I stayed. I won't let her get the best of me. Not today.
On the inside, I was crying. But I don't let that show.
Bitches.
I laughed in their face, and accidentally put my foot in some mud.
"Great", i thought, "now i have to take a fucking shower. OMG!"
I say goodbye to the bitches, and walk to my house.
Step.
By step.
By step.
By step.
By step.
By step.
Then I'm home. I walk up the steps to my front door. I place my key into the door, and slowly turned the knob. I walked to my first-level bedroom, opened the door, and flew myself onto my floor. I groan, pain flowing through my body like a fucking river. "I love myself," I think. Jk! LOL. I hated myself.
I crawled to my bathroom and lift myself off the ground. I turn the shower handle, adjusting it to the perf temperature. It takes a few tries, but eventually it's a nice warm flow.
I peel off my jacket. Then my shirt. Then my under shirt. Then my tank top. Then my bra. Then my second bra. I took off my pants, and then my underwear. Then I took off my shoes and socks. Then my jewelry.
I stepped into the warm water, and smiled to myself. I picked up my vanilla-scented shampoo, and applied it into my hair. I lathered it up, and waited exactly two minutes before rinsing it off.
Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock
Next I put my strawberry body wash on.
Next I wash my face with my green aveeno facewash from walgreens. I apply it all over my face and let it soak in.
I apply my cotton candy conditioner to my hair, roots to end.
I let it soak in for twenty minutes.
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After twenty minutes passes, i rinsed out my hair and began to shave my legs.
hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
then i do the next leg.
hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
by hair
THEN I PASSED OUT. OMG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!
COMMENT AND VOTE I WORKED RLLY HARD!!!
-JIMMY
