I wake up in a hospital bed. Jk lol i wake up in my white bed with a blue comforter from target. My pillows are from target too. They're supa cute!!!!
Anyways, I woke up in my fricken bed with a majjjooooorrr headache omg!
I bite my lower lip, and I accidentally bite it off. OMG!
"Where am I?" I wonder.
But then I realized I was in my bed lol silly me.
My head hurts, and there's an ice pack under my head.
I must've passed out from all the soap that's in my eyes!
I groan, rubbing at my eyes. Soap pours out of them, causing tears to fill my eyebawls.
I stood up quickly from my bed, and fall onto the hard floor. ow
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I start to cry, and I choke on a sob. I cough.
And cough.
And cough.
And cough.
Until FINALLY, the sob flies out of my throat.
It falls out of my mouth, and onto the floor.
Holy shit.
I pulled myself off the floor and pick up the advil on my table.
I take 20 pills and smile as the pain instantly goes away.
I began to feel really hyper, and I begin tumbling all over my floor.
I take three steps before beginning my cartwheel.
Immediately after my cartwheel, I try to do a full but I land on my face.
I laughed. Because of the advil I took, my head doesn't even hurt.
Suddenly, someone rang my doorbell. My breath hitches in my throat, and I stop breathing for exactly ten seconds.
I have no friends. There must be a rapist at my door.
I screamed.
He knocked more ferociously on my door. OMG. I AM GOING TO DIE.
I pull up my floor boards and jump underground.
I sat down there for five minutes before I realized that there is bats down here.
I jump back aboveground. The knocking didn't stop.
I took exactly thirty-seven steps to my front door.
I twist the knob slowly, biting my top lip since my bottom one is gone.
Turns out it was just the UPS man lol!!!!!!!
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-JIMMY
