Setting: I don't know tbh
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Sammy: nate...
Sammy: I just got one question for you
Skate: Yeah?
Sammy: what the fuck is this bullshit?? With a note that says "my love for you will die when these roses die" or some shit like that. Bitch they gone die in a week at the most bc I can't keep no damn flowers.
Sammy: and yo dumbass ain't leavin me anytime soon. You not even gone make it out the door so think again. (:
Skate: baby
Sammy: no I'm not even done yet
Skate: bae
Skate: dummy
Skate: idiot
Sammy: and you're calling me mean names too? Oh hell nah Skate.
Skate: well the first two weren't. But that's besides the point.
Skate: anyways.
Skate: the roses are fake...
Sammy: why in the fuck you give me fake roses??
Skate: because I was trying to be romantic
Sammy: how? With fake roses???
Skate: God Sammy....
Skate: the roses are fake. They won't ever die. Therefore my love for you won't ever die.
Sammy: OHHHHHHH
Sammy: you're cheesy asf
Skate: you're always so unhappy with what I do for you.
Sammy: but I never said I was unhappy with it.
Sammy: thank you for always trying to please my slow ass
Skate: it is so hard to please you. Jesus.
Sammy: whatever. just hurry up home
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