Chaos highschool

a day in the life of Mary......Sue

i woke up with my purple luxorious hair flowing back with sparkles highlighting my hair i had two diffrent colored eyes one green one pink of course my primary color was purple and i was in my pretty pink yellow pajamas RIING RIING goes my phone on the desk i picked it up immediately and it was my best friend june. who is june you ask well she is a yellow bunny but not nearly as strong or pretty as me and yea she had daddy issues but i snapped her dads neck in half so it doesn't matter anyways we chatted for a bit and arranged to meet up at the bench like normal so i put my phone in my purse not even caring about the fact that i forgot to unplug it the charger broke off and i sighed i waved my hand as it instantly reconnected and i walked off.

I live by myself i normally wear a yellow skirt (thAt magically came on me) and i am (as tall as amy however big she is) and my breast are HUGE! my doctors:jesus goku sonic the hedgehog and dr.Mario all say that normally girls with size and breast like mine snap and crumble like the london bridge but im a miracle created by god himself so im fine

i meet up with june and she studders and shrieks out "H-Hello" and i respawn with my usual nod i am way to cool for her but ever since a....certain event finding friends has been hard so i make do we walk to school dont forget to mention that i go to literally the best school and i fund half of its money so it cant suspend me no matter what i also have perfect A+ in all of my highschool classes and of course some of the bullies try to fight me once they used june as a shield but i called upon my super elemental hydra chaos mega ultra vicious hyper banishing laser to blast them all the way into next week nearly obliterating the school and everyone inside it but not hurting june a bit but anyways today was exam week so many people were hanging in front of the school waiting for it to open i am the student council president so i get keys to let myself in so i did leaving everyone outside one kid pushed me because he wishes he could be me i proceeded to stuff him in a locker june was like "OHHH MARY YOUR SO COOL" but i knew that and i walked to help pass out the test

after school of course me and june helped clear out the school to prevent cheaters i saw two people in general that caught my attention me and june used tapwire that was convinent and was not placed there by anyone at all and we listened in

dash: yea im just not sure about the englash exam tommarow its been really hard this year with my retarded teacher

line: oh dont worry hey since we have seats next to each other i could give you mine after im done and you could copy it while i have a blank sheet

dash:-random stuff dash would say as thanks idek-

me again!

"OH MY GOD THEY ARE CHEATING" i yell "well yea they said that" june said but she instantly regretted it because i punched her so hard her dad would have been proud but i healed her with my thoughts and we ended up following them they met up with a group of their friends and once they reached a street they all parted ways except for the green fox who was then greeted by a black and green....hybrid i guess wtf!? they teleported someone but using my teleportation powers i tracked them to...the space coloney ark you see they arent doing anything wrong but im the main character and i shall drive the plot as i see fit! i could tell with my super hearing that they were having a party with more than five people there...20 i think june whispered "what do you think they are doing" "Having a party obviously and we are going to crash it" june knocked on the door but it asked for a password we have no time for this i bashed down the door and walked down the corridor people were gazing at me some with lust because im hot and some with glares because they are jealous of course one tries to hit me but i blast her out of the ark and into eternal space because im waaaaaay stronger than she will ever be i walk down the hall again and i see a blue pony who was shitting....eyes wait wut i try to ignore her but that will forever be burned into my retinas i see the targets but they are surrounded i pushed through the crowd and start towards them with an angry look on my face i will bust that fox for his cheating methods i will bust him for making a riot against me i will punish him for taking away my spotlight as the main flipping CHARACTE-

----------------------------------------------I cannot finish this cringefest im so sorry everyone the fact that i am shitting on my character for no good reason is extraordinary weird and it makes me want to drink bleach im on vacation but i would like to apologise to everyone who missed me i know it has been quite the ride if you were my friend long enough but just saying you could probably tell this is pure satire but even i couldnt take it i refuse to make this 1000 words its sucks mary sue sucks and you should DEFINETLY SHAME THEM the best way is to probably do a test or multiple test but i cannot finish this for my life

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