Hallow mah friends and strangers welcome to chaos high where fireworks launch math teachers die and there is no homework because our replacement is just that much better just read the book as our friends go through the strangest ....stuff
dot woke Tf up "OMFG I NEED FOOOD RIIIIIGHT NOOOOW" she looked at her computer and her friend ariel from probably the shittiest universe ever just sent her a message "FUCK YOU ARIIEEEEL" she took her keyboard and smashed it against the computer breaking the keyboard in half but the computer was fine she ran down stairs screaming like a maniac downstairs line was eating breakfast "WTF LINE WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE ME PANCAKE ALSO YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIT"
"MAKE YOUR OWN GODAMN FOOD YOU SKET *^*"
"OMFG DONT CALL ME A SKET"
"FITE ME M8" line yelled like a demon
dot got her ass beat into the ground in the air (this is how you prove its an AU)
her friends kai and lax came up to her
"let's go to teh school" lax said
"shut up dog boy" kai said
dot pulled herself out of the ground and they went to emerald elementary
they aren't there yet
almost half way
near
calm down
ok we're here
the teacher told them about under swap and they all died due to universal laws
