Calum: hey hottie!
Ashton: hey babe
Calum deletes chat
Wrong person. . .
Calum: bae
Michael: yes?
Calum: I have a surprise!
Michael: what?
Calum: I visit. The doctor and I recently found a few months that I was able to get pregnant. And I took a test....
Michael: you're pregnant? But we haven't fucked?!
Calum: It's Ashton's kid.
Michael added Ashton Irwin.
Michael: Ashton how the fuck you gonna rape someone now Calum gots a kid. Cause of you. You betta pay for this child support and you betta be in his life!
Ashton: woah. Calum. I'm sorry
Calum: fuck yeah you're sorry
Calum removed Ashton Irwin.
Michael added Luke Hemmings.
Cal: you need to get your new boyfriend. He has a baby from me now.
Luke: I didn't knew even he has a baby.
Calum: yeah. And I'm the mother/father. Nvm
Luke: but why you tell me are you jealous or some shit.
Calum removed Luke
Cal: I don't have time for his bullshit.