The only reason I'm up right now is because the sun is shining bright as hell into our room. Joker didn't seem to mind but he sleeps like a hibernating bear every single night. Oh how I envy you, my love.
I got out of the bed, still wearing my lingerie and robe and walked downstairs. Two henchmen were on the couch and two others were by the door. "Hey boys. How did you sleep?" They were growing on me, honestly. They all said good and nodded to me and I strolled to the kitchen. I wanted to make J breakfast in bed. Being that he doesn't have much, I decided on some lazy cinnamon toast. I started some coffee and got out the toaster, bread, cinnamon, sugar, and butter. I put two pieces of bread in the toaster and waited for them to get ready. I did this another time then spread some butter then sugar and cinnamon. J likes his coffee black so that's easy. I put the toast on a plate and then surrounded them with some fruit. I feel good about this.
Going up the stairs was tricky because I might have made him too big of a meal and I didn't want to drop anything. Once I got to our room, I set it down on the bedside table and whispered in his ear. This must've scared him because he flinched awake and reached under the pillow and pointed a gun at me.
"Oh! Next time.. Wake me up carefully." His morning voice was excruciatingly sexy and slow. I laughed and showed him his meal. J sat up and was confused.
"What's this?" I started handing him his food and then turned on his favourite show, the news. After that I sat next to him and started cleaning his gun. "This is called breakfast in bed. Also, thank you." J took a bite of the toast and a sip of the coffee. Well, he must've enjoyed it because his eyes rolled back and he chewed slowly.
"This is delightful, doll. How thoughtful of you." Awe. It's nice to know he appreciates me every now and then. We sat silently as we watched the news.
"Okay everyone. We can all say that the crimes caused in town by the Joker are now slowing down. What's going on? Could it be his queen? Whatever it is, I think we are all happy to say this may be the best times." We both chuckled at the lady. Little does she know we just haven't been seen doing our stuff. Sure though, feel safe I guess.
Joker finished his meal and walked to the restroom to do his business. I took this time to pick some clothes out for him and I. Mine was my normal costume and his was some sweats and a purple jacket. Boy did I love it when we matched. He walked out and out his on and we went downstairs.
"Boys we have a little something to do today!" I helped J get the men to the bar and we all sat on the stools. J broke up a map of the city and pointed at a bank. "I think I want to rob this today." Wow, such a thoughtful plan. "Oh, and dollface here is going to go on the, I guess you could say, battlefield, with us. They say we aren't doing anything because we simply aren't seen. I guess we have to show them what they want to see." Everyone nodded and I tried to act cool.
The boys started to pack guns and I looked over to J. "What type of gun can I have?" He smirked and picked up a decent sized machine gun and threw it at me, along with a box of ammunition.
"I think you'll rock their world with that baby. Later on you can design it." We ran to the van the henchmen were driving and sped off to the bank. I was so nervous.
The second we got there, everyone piled out and the henchmen shot through the glass door. People in the bank started screaming and ducking down. That's when J and I walked in. We stood on top of a table and looked at everyone.
"Gosh what a lovely day to rob a bank. Don't you think so everyone?" No one answered and I pointed my gun at the ceiling and shot for a second. "Tough crowd. You answer when he speaks to you." That's when everyone nodded their heads and I jumped down, circling around the room.
"Anyways, as I was saying. You all thought you were safe. What you didn't want to consider is that now there's a whole other me in the streets. My eyes and ears. The camera in the dark corner. Myyy one and only Queen." I waved at everyone, pointing at my eyepiece. Then I started making them empty their pockets, putting their stuff in a bag. That's when I saw the cop cars. "Joker, I think we should move along." I pointed to the cops and he jumped off of the table and looked around at everyone once more.
"Be careful out there everyone. Oh she's just all around you!" J started walking backwards and I saw that the henchmen already got the money in the back of the van. J laughed loudly and we went into the van, speeding off.
The whole car ride I kept thinking about what he told everyone about me. If anyone was to write a book about me, I'd want it to be him. J makes me seem so intense and he sure puts his foot down on me being his.
I sure am glad we are on good terms. I don't know what I'd do without my King.
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Would You Live For Me
FanfictionI watched him quietly. He was the man I was most fascinated with. The man I left my house for. And he had no idea I existed.