Totally forgot to wash my hair. Kianni needed me to go to school with her and the first day seemed a little different.
Me: *walks into the school and everyone laughs*
Kia: Trunksy... They aren't worth it.
Main Jock: Trunksy?! That is hilarious! Hey guys! Fresh meat!
Me: *eyes turn red and slams him against the locker* Hey guys! Let's get something straight! This is my fucking school, now! Understand?!
Everyone else: *nods*
Me: *drops him and dusts him off* You'll respect us or I'll kick you into a locker.
Kia: You forgot to shampoo your hair. We have to go home and fix that.
Me: Not now... Oh.... *unlocks my locker and puts my gear in my backpack* Let's go... Oh fuck... We left Ben with Damien.
