Call me fat
Well fed
Portly
Stout
Corpulent
Buxom
Full-blossomed
Overweight
Heavy
Solid
Stocky
Sturdy
Round
Robust
Rotund
Matronly
Plump
Chubby
Bulky
Tubby
Full-toned
Big-boned
Even obese
But . . .
Please don't
Call me PUDGY or PODGY
Even if
It's true.
I hate the words.
I'll even
Promise you
I'll exercise
True!
Just for you!
Provided you don't
Call me PUDGY or PODGY.
Revised November 25, 2018
Revised March 15, 2019
Revised November 12, 2023
Revised September 25, 2024
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PUDGY
PoetryA humorous, little poem to entertain those who are struggling with weight gains just prior to the holiday season.
